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my-visual-bliss: Collage of enviable green things

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my-visual-bliss:

Collage of enviable green things

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:20:25 +0200

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

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the-greenies: + green +

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the-greenies:

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scandalgladiators: encantada-de-conocerte: BOW DOWN TO THE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:16:12 +0200

scandalgladiators:

encantada-de-conocerte:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .

Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

One must always reblog the Master of All Playtime!

FUCK THIS GUY HE’S A SELL OUT

psych-facts: More here

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:13:44 +0200

psych-facts:

More here

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tacticalhoneybadger: itsajensenthing: somehideitbetter: fucky...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:13:36 +0200

tacticalhoneybadger:

itsajensenthing:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

Reason number whatever that I am satanic :)

Satanism is self worship. Has nothing to do with Satan.

givemeleebertyorgivemedeath: I really shouldn’t be allowed to play New Vegas for extended periods...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:13:31 +0200

givemeleebertyorgivemedeath:

I really shouldn’t be allowed to play New Vegas for extended periods of time, ‘cause I tend to get a little power hungry and start to plot my domination of the American southwest.

wellisnthatnice: Workshop. by Jurriaan Vogel on Flickr.

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:13:28 +0200

wellisnthatnice:

Workshop. by Jurriaan Vogel on Flickr.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 03:05:41 +0200

ryoutwat: EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:05:29 +0200

ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

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Mon, 20 May 2013 03:05:23 +0200

OH MY GOD, AHEJKAK I have the top one~

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:05:18 +0200

OH MY GOD, AHEJKAK
I have the top one~